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Post by coasterfreak101 on Jun 12, 2008 10:16:33 GMT -5
Mmkay. So here we are in Gotham City, Ghettoland USA. Much fun to be had. Joker's Jinx is really screwed up. It's like this one painting I did. I called it "Abstract Art." Superman's closed. Let's go to...Roar? 'Cause that makes sense. And the little freak in front of the 'R' needs to move! Animal Planet quota: filled. Lindsey's trying to help a monarch. It didn't like her. Noone does. So, me and Lindsey like it rough. But she's a freak. She likes this thing. The boys flock to her. I got bored in line. Some kid got stuck in the third row. The ride wouldn't let go of him. Kind of like those old Chinese torture devices. Lindsey in all of her third-degree-hotness. If there was one chick who could turn me, it'd be this foxy lady here. Like oh my god. PoV! Today, this ride managed to suck more up front than it did in the back. Innuendo all intended. Heh. Lindsey got soaked on Renegade Rapids. I told her you don't get wet, 'cause you really don't. The ride must not like her. Again, noone does. Every Six Flags has a western section. It's the easiest one to build. They let the buildings rot and the paint chip and tell us it's part of the theme. It's not. Me 'n' Rayonne's gum. She gave me a piece 'cause we came back to Mind Eraser. I'll be seein' you tomorrow at Renegade, girl! More POVs! This one manages to get two of the most painful things you'll ever do in one shot. Wonderful. These things are so phallic. I love them. For the record, I'm ready to ride Pitfall, Zaq. And yet another POV! Isn't this just the greatest? You get to see all your favorite rides from the front seat, courtesy of me! I'm so nice. Gotham City, Ghettoland USA from Wild One. This was a point-n-click picture from the second before we went down. Turned out okay... Two Face sprayed fluids on some lady last Halloween, so he's closed shop. Again, all innuendo intended. We finally got to ride. Thank God. Backseat rides are what Superman's all about. Hmm...a bush ate Joker? Nah, too generic. We could rearrange a few letters and make "bush" into "butch." But that would be innapropriate. Look how huge Joker's cobra is! Take that whatever way you like. I was talking about the coaster. And we'll end with a horribly unprepared picture of Batwing, which was closed and doesn't deserve any good pictures. Thanks for reading! ***********************************************************************************************Forgot this pic. This ride's for retards. We got splashed from here and smelled like sweat and gross-ness for quite some time. I apologize for the quality of the video. It's YouTube's fault.
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Post by Coasterdude5 on Jun 12, 2008 11:07:07 GMT -5
Nice trip report. Six Flags America seems like an awful place... haha just playin' it's got alot of coasters!
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Post by kennywood007 on Jun 12, 2008 20:07:04 GMT -5
My first thought when starting that video was "Oh god..." Haha, nice TR. The Two Face comment made me laugh.
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Post by coasterfreak101 on Jun 16, 2008 20:29:34 GMT -5
Every trip report should start with Lindsey. She's just so hot. She's why I needed this water slide. She makes me happy in ways that I don't understand. So that's me and Maria. At this point we've gone down the super-amazing first drop of Tony Hawk's Halfpipe, the new slide for this year. Little kids don't even get this high on their second incline. This is our fourth. Pretty crazy. We got just a wee bit wet. Just a wee bit. And, for the record, this is a much better picture of me than before. Lindsey and Maria with the Joker. Note Maria's wetness. This is at least ten minutes after the slide on a sunny, eighty-five degree day. Not even close to dry. Yay for old roller coasters and crap-tacular signs found in every Six Flags park to date! Superman in the backseat. I love it in the backseat. It just makes everything okay. Note the Behemoth-style seating! Heh. At this point in life, you've got twenty-four people screaming their heads off because they didn't see the launch coming. And then my batteries died. But either way, every trip report should end with a picture of sexy, sexy Lindsey. Thanks for reading!
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Post by Coasterdude5 on Jun 17, 2008 11:37:17 GMT -5
Awesome pictures the half-pipe looks like it would be pretty awesome.
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Post by mizzkid92 on Jun 17, 2008 13:06:25 GMT -5
I'll just assume this picture was for me (even though I know it wasnt). This one makes the whole TR better though. Me likey.
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Post by phazan on Jun 17, 2008 15:18:25 GMT -5
Whoa, nice video. I have to admit, it was pretty entertaining.
You need to suck it up though, and stop saying "OW!". (Non sexually)
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Post by coasterfreak101 on Jun 17, 2008 21:12:56 GMT -5
^^^It's a lot better than it looks. I wasn't expecting much, so I was pleasantly surprised. ^^We can pretend that was for you, if you'd like. ^It hurts. Our Mind Eraser is known as one of the roughest and Roar (East) is down with Gwazi on the GCI list. ***********************************************************************************************Looking at this picture makes me feel like paparazzi. Steph's trying to block the camera and Megan's turned away. Hmm... The four of us and Juwan. He was awesome. Apparently, if I print this picture out he'll post it on Locker 52-34. Awesome. Yeah, sorry about that! It was a spur-of-the-moment thing. I guess what you don't know can hurt you... Sure, why not. I felt like a gay hippie doing this. But that's pretty much what I am, so it's all good. Oooooh, pretty. I kind of like this shot, even though it was just a point-and-click one. Michael: "I feel scared, but little boys make me feel better." I think he's quoting this big Joker head. It eats little children. Megan's the Hear-No-Evil monkey. At least, I think that's what she's doing. Maybe she's just retarded. Yay for PoVs! This one's from a wonderful roller coaster that blast-es to like, a hundred miles an hour. Yeah. Superman's so pretty. Too bad every time it opened and we got in line, it broke. Damn superheros. Michael was trying to look dead on the round-up ride. He didn't pull that off too well, but he got another expression just right... Signage! And a picture that you don't see everywhere. Those are always a plus. Please keep Six Flags clean, because if you don't the trash can's family might get AIDS! Wouldn't you feel bad then? I tried to get a good picture. I also failed. But I wasn't planning on holding up the whole group for me to perfectly align everything. Whatever. Batwing. Quite the fun ride. I can't decide whether I like it or Superman: Ultimate Flight better. It's a toughie. Who's the focal point of this picture? Meee...gan. Yeah, Mike didn't get me in there too well. Mike's pretending he's back on the short bus. He misses school, because now when he groans he's the only one. Poor thing. Pretty picture! It almost makes Six Flags look like a nice place...almost. This kid makes the greatest faces ever. He's like a screaming dinosaur. But he's really just another preteen...we like him. Megan has a new friend. This makes her happy. Happier than anyone has ever made her. Even me in Hurricane Harbor. Yup. That happy. I like this picture. It too makes Six Flags look kind of nice. Too bad the ride sucks. Megan: "Eat your num-num-num-num-num-nums!" She had to make airplane noises along with that to get the vending machines to work. It was wonderful. Hurricane Harbor when the rain and winds started. Ironic? Yes. Very ironic. And we'll end with a picture of Mike. Seconds before this, the power went out for a few second. Everyone cheered. Thanks for reading!
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Post by mizzkid92 on Jun 17, 2008 21:51:49 GMT -5
I don't think this is a bad picture at all!
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Post by Coasterdude5 on Jun 17, 2008 22:28:37 GMT -5
That's how I wanna spell my name... but my parents won't let me!! Great pictures, too.
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Post by coasterfreak101 on Jun 18, 2008 7:16:16 GMT -5
^^It's sad, because it took me a while to realize why you thought so. And I thought it was a serious compliment...lol.
^Really? That's such a black name. You're a whitey.
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Post by kennywood007 on Jun 19, 2008 16:26:51 GMT -5
I'm sure Batwing is way better than Superman....
I rode X Flight and it was AWESOME. And from everyone saying the Supermans are boring I'm sure the Vekoma's are 10 times better.
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Post by FeelTheFORCE on Jun 19, 2008 17:43:01 GMT -5
Coming from someone who rode Superman: Ultimate Flight at GADV on Wednesday, June 11, then rode Firehawk (X-Flight) at Kings Island on Tuesday, June 17, I can honestly say that I prefer the B&M version much more to the Vekoma version. Nothing compares to the pretzel loop, smoothness, and even going up the lift hill already on your stomach. Don't get me started on Tatsu, that ride kicks both Superman's and Firehawk's ass so bad it ain't even funny.
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Post by kennywood007 on Jun 19, 2008 18:48:29 GMT -5
^I heard that Firehawk runs like crap now compared to it's earlier years at GL.
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Post by FeelTheFORCE on Jun 20, 2008 8:36:33 GMT -5
It's a little rougher, but that's about it, still generally the same. You know what's funny is that X-Flight refuses to go away without a fight. In tons of spots, the red paint is already wearing off and you can clearly see the bright green showing through. It's pretty bad for only being painted a year ago. To show an example, imagine the inside of the rails looking like this, yeah, in some areas it's that bad. Picture from RCDB.
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